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Ce ar fi daca marile firme ar produce prezervative?
dXXX™Date: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 14:18 | Message # 1
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Ce ar fi daca marile firme ar produce prezervative?


  • Prezervative NIKE :  Just do it.

  • Prezervative Pepsi :  Ask for more.

  • Prezervative M&M :  Ti se topesc in gura si nu in mina.

  • Prezervative Visa :  Nu iesi din casa fara el.

  • Prezervative Yahoo :  Do you Yahoo?//

  • Prezervative Duracell :  ...dureaza, dureaza, dureaza...

  • Prezervative RED BULL :  Iti dau aaaaaaaaripi.

  • Prezervative McDonald's :  Oferta 2x500.

  • Prezervative Nokia :  Connecting people.

  • Prezervative L'Oreal :  Pentru ca merit.

  • Prezervative Samsung :  Everyone is invited.

  • Prezervative Carlsberg :  Probabil, cel mai bun prezervativ din lume.

  • Prezervative Ferrero Rocher :  As avea pofta de ceva dulce.

  • Prezervative Dove :  cu 1/4 crema hidratanta.

  • Prezervative Cif :  Fara frecare.
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 15:00 | Message # 2
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
taunt taunt taunt taunt taunt taunt taunt
rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
super tare..!!!
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Prezervative Dove :cu 1/4 crema hidratanta

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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CriticuDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 15:14 | Message # 3
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Prezervative Yahoo :

Prezervativ Yahoo la virf cu un Smile cu limba deskisa tongue
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Prezervative Cif :Fara frecare.

Asta cum??? wacko
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Prezervative Nokia :Connecting people.

happy happy
De mici unii vor sa fie vedete ...eu de mic vreau sa fiu nebun....Interesant no???Da..Chiar nu e interesant...Gresesc si eu din cind in cind...Cum am zis si eu intrun vers:"Lumea il vede iar el nu vede lumea...sau invers:)))"...mdaaaa ma dau de gol....
 
unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 16:04 | Message # 4
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Prezervative Pepsi :Ask for more.

cool cool cool cool

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Prezervative Duracell :...dureaza, dureaza, dureaza...

biggrin :D biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
rupeeeeeeeeee..

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 16:53 | Message # 5
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unknown, la suflet.. remember..??? cool cool
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 18:37 | Message # 6
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unknown, la suflet.. remember..???

la prima ocazie voi face o perchezitie.. cool cool cool cool cool cool am nevoie de asta.. cool cool cool cool

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 18:45 | Message # 7
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a prima ocazie voi face o perchezitie..

humm.. deja'mi inkipui.. tu.. in costum de politista.. cool si el.. poor man.. deja ce'i va ramine sa faca decit s'si declare toate 'bunurile'.. biggrin biggrin
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 18:48 | Message # 8
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humm.. deja'mi inkipui.. tu.. in costum de politista.. cool si el.. poor man..

hmmm.. e buna ideea.. cool cool cool mai ales k are ceva cu asta.. :)))))) u know.. he`ll be running.. :)))

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deja ce'i va ramine sa faca decit s'si declare toate 'bunurile'..

daaa.. anyway.. va trebui s primeasca pedeapsa.. I can be so fuckin' evil.. devil devil devil

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 18:55 | Message # 9
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e buna ideea..

adik.. ai de gind s'o folosesti? senile

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he`ll be running..

don't think so.. he'll be just enjoying your costume.. rolleyes

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va trebui s primeasca pedeapsa.. I

pedeapsa? lol mai des de'ar fi asa pedepse.. nyam
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:15 | Message # 10
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adik.. ai de gind s'o folosesti?

cool cool cool cool

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don't think so.. he'll be just enjoying your costume..

crezi k va tine mult?? cool cool cool biggrin biggrin

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mai des de'ar fi asa pedepse..

yep..
yes yes rolleyes nyam

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:19 | Message # 11
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crezi k va tine mult??

depinde cit e de agresiv.. 'masculul'.. lol

tu cum crezi k e? biggrin

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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:24 | Message # 12
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depinde cit e de agresiv.. 'masculul'..

'masculul' poate fi oricum.. asta deam eu voi avea grija s scot agresivitatea dintr`insul.. devil devil

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tu cum crezi k e?

s speram totusi k natura i`a dat de toate.. devil devil devil devil

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:28 | Message # 13
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voi avea grija s scot agresivitatea dintr`insul..

cu a ta cum ramine? cool cool

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s speram totusi k natura i`a dat de toate..

lol principalu sa aiba la 'suflet' ce tre.. happy happy happy happy
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:31 | Message # 14
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cu a ta cum ramine?

stiu s`o arat cand trebuie.. devil devil devil devil devil

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principalu sa aiba la 'suflet' ce tre..

o daaa.. asta e ff important.. kum fara de asta?? cool cool happy happy happy happy
..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:35 | Message # 15
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stiu s`o arat cand trebuie..

nush cum el.. da eu m'as teme.. biggrin :D

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kum fara de asta??

cum? iti spun eu cum..
asta ar arata cam asa.. :
"si peste 9 luni..." senile
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:40 | Message # 16
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nush cum el.. da eu m'as teme..

tu nu te teme.. pe tine nu te va atinge,, wink nu ti`as face nici un rau.. cool happy da nu cred k lui nu`i va placea.. cool

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cum? iti spun eu cum.. asta ar arata cam asa.. : "si peste 9 luni..."

deam asta nu e grija mea.. la sufletul lui tre s poarte.. ce am eu cu asta?! cool cool cool biggrin biggrin cool happy happy

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:44 | Message # 17
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pe tine nu te va atinge,,

da tu, honey, citeste mai atent.. dry am zis k dak as fi baiatul ala.. m'as teme.. tongue

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ce am eu cu asta?!

un copil in brate? biggrin biggrin
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:45 | Message # 18
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da tu, honey, citeste mai atent.. dry am zis k dak as fi baiatul ala.. m'as teme.. tongue

da eu nu vreau s fii tu baiatul ala..!! tongue tongue intelegi?? biggrin :D cool B) cool

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un copil in brate?

ti`am zis de la inceput k`l voi perchezitiona, s aiba ceva la suflet.. numaidecat!!! cool B) cool happy biggrin

..evadand

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ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:48 | Message # 19
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DA EU NU VREAU K TU S FII BAIATUL ALA!!

hiu.. ma simt mai linistita acum! lol :lol: lol :lol: lol :lol: lol

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ti`am zis de la inceput k`l voi perchezitiona, s aiba ceva la suflet.. numaidecat!!!

dak sincer.. nu cred s te opreasca lipsa acelui 'ceva'.. atita timp cit pe tine nu mai este costumul de politista... cool B) cool
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:52 | Message # 20
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hiu.. ma simt mai linistita acum!

anyway, pt mine tu nu tre s ai nik la suflet cool biggrin cool

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dak sincer.. nu cred s te opreasca lipsa acelui 'ceva'.. atita timp cit pe tine nu mai este costumul de politista...

well.. tre s zic k cam ai tu dreptate.. anyway.. pe noi de mici ne invata s nu riscam.. desi eu cam ador riscul.. :X :X love

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 19:58 | Message # 21
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anyway, pt mine tu nu tre s ai nik la suflet

adik? biggrin :D

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desi eu cam ador riscul..

yea, yea.. se vede.. dupa ce inflacarat discuti asta pe forum.. cool cool cool
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 20:01 | Message # 22
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adik?

nu va fi nik peste 9 luni biggrin senile

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yea, yea.. se vede.. dupa ce inflacarat discuti asta pe forum..

cool cool cool cool cool nuuu, honeeey.. asta ink nu e risc.. desi e pe aproape.. cool cool desi lipseste putin EXTREEM.. nyam patsak

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 20:02 | Message # 23
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nu va fi nik peste 9 luni

va fi.. vom imbatrini cu 9 luni.. rolleyes

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desi lipseste putin EXTREEM..

el vine dupa.. happy happy
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unknownDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 20:05 | Message # 24
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va fi.. vom imbatrini cu 9 luni..

ce tragedie.. biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

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el vine dupa..

abia astept.. da' sper s fie ceea ce imi doresc intr`adevar.. nyam nyam ohyes ohyes spiteful spiteful

unele consecinte pot fi si incitante.. cool cool cool

..evadand
 
ploaieDate: Simbata, 2008.Mai.10, 20:10 | Message # 25
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unele consecinte pot fi si incitante..

incitante... doar? biggrin biggrin cool cool cool
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